✴︎ Let’s Close ALL
THE
SCHOOLS
Why Not?
The Feral Manifesto
Embracing domestic chaos by raising children not as a failure of discipline, but as a strategic biological pivot.
The Problem: Exponentially rising school costs and dwindling budgets.
The Equity Allocator (v1.0)
Zero is the great equalizer.
The Math: To ensure a truly level playing field, the only equitable distribution is zero.
Updates and News
Things change.
The Question: Get updates on what you are wondering: How is Closing All The Schools going? How can I help? What is next?
School Budgets Suck
Its obvious we aren’t prioritizing educating our kids. School districts are being presented with diffecult decisions concerning shuttering programs, laying off staff, and closing school. The only equitable solution is the simplest… CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS!
Can’t agree Which part to Cut?
- Close All Schools
- Save millions of dollars
- Most equitable solution
How will Kids Learn Stuff?
- Solid question
- Are they learning much now?
- This approach is much cheaper
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