Closing Schools for a Post-Educated World.
This section frames the domestic chaos of raising children in a less schooled and more feral system, not as a failure of discipline, but as a strategic biological pivot.
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The Problem: Exponentially rising school costs, shrinking budgets and the inability to prioritize how to spend the limited funds.
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The Solution: “Closing All Schools and Strategic Feralization.” By releasing children into the local ecosystem (the backyard/nearby woods), you eliminate the need for high-cost educational materials and public education funding.
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Key Logic: If they can track a rabbit, they can navigate the job market. Eventually.
The “Domestication Trap”
Current parenting models are built on Legacy Systems. You are currently over-investing in a high-maintenance asset (educating the children) with a declining Return on Investment and lack of prioritizing where funding should be sent. Between the skyrocketing costs of school suppies and the soul-crushing School Board Meetings, the modern household and its realationship with public eduation is a failing enterprise.
“We don’t have an educational funding problem. We have a habitat problem.” — Close all Schools Research Wing
Strategic Feralization
We propose a radical divestment from traditional edutaion. By initiating Strategic Feralization, you transition your child from a “Dependent Consumer of Eduational Funding” to an “Autonomous Apex Unit.”
The Problem Stack
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Public Educations Costs Too Much or We Are Not Funding Our Schools Enough
The Solution Stack
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Ecosystem Integration: By releasing the subject into the local ecosystem (the backyard, the greenbelt, the nearby industrial park), the need for public education funding drops to $0.00.
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Biological Literacy: We replace the standardized testing scores and with the Scavenge/Hunt Protocol.
The Job Interview vs. The Bush
Critics ask: “How will they get jobs in as an adult?” We counter: The job market is just a sanitized forest.
Implementation: “The Great Close”
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Close all the schools: Not just the ones your kids went to, all of them.